Ladies, Yours are No Longer Called Nipples

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Newsflash! I kid you not. I have heard it from Miles, who is absolutely certain, that those things on your chest in the middle of your boobs are not called nipples. They have a better name, a more fun name, and one that should be said with a bit of laughter and a definite sing song voice.

Don’t be the last one calling these things nipples. While I told Miles that the world, in fact, does have the same name for this particular body part shared by boys and girls, men and women, I am changing my mind. This is better, more fun…and he is right…they are different. These babies feed babies! They look different. He thinks they are cool and dammit he is right.

So, I give you Miles and his big announcement. We now have Snipples. Spread the word. You wouldn’t want to be the last one calling them just nipples now would you?

So, what do your kids call body parts?  I bet there are some good ones out there!

Try it out.  Say it in a crowd.  Snipples ladies!

Brittany
I'm Brittany. I believe that simple is best and that smiling can make or break a day. I love being a woman, a wife and a mother. I like to make pretty things and making things with big tools. I am a huge fan of good design. I love to travel. Hugs make me happy. I share my life, experiences, tips and tutorials in the hope that this community can find a whole lot of awesome together.
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  • November 10, 2012 Connie

    What a hoot! I love how he even argued with you in the video. You did present a great logical argument, by the way:)
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  • November 11, 2012 Alison

    Haha!
    How cute is he? He looks so much like you.
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  • November 12, 2012 Susanne@babyhuddle

    Haha! Love it! My toddler is convinced that anything from the neck to the groin area is a ‘belly’ so when I’m breastfeeding the baby he thinks she is kissing my belly! He has no idea at all.. I will teach him snipples, its much better :-D

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  • November 13, 2012 Kathleen

    That’s funny! My 19 month old son has noticed there is something there when I change his diaper. I believe in teaching proper names so I told him what it was called but he says it “TINA” which is our friend’s name. That had us cracking up.
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  • November 13, 2012 Twingle Mommy

    HAHA! I love it. You should try to work in snipples in the conversation when you’re out in public just to see how the people around you react.
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